Wednesday, September 4, 2013

L'shana tova to ALL Jews

To modern, ultra & just plain Orthodox Jews, Haredi Jews, Mitnagdim,
Conservative, Conservadox, Reform & ConForm Jews, Gartel Jews,
non-Gartel Jews, Jews with sheitels & without, Tichel Jews, Sheitel,
tichel & hat Jews, adult & child Jews, Frum from birth Jews, Baalei
Teshuva, Satmar, Bucharen, Agudah, black hat, kipa s'ruga, Mir, Munkacs, Belz,
Beta Yisrael, Bobov, Chaim Berlin, Y.U. Jews, payos in front of the
ear Jews, payos in back of the ear Jews, kipa only in shul/ hat in
shul/ no shul at all Jews, Mizrachi Jews, Jews by choice, Robe on
Friday night Jews, Likud Jews, Labor Jews, Meimad Jews, Ten Lost
Tribes Jews, cardiac Jews, Irish Jews, Black Jews, White Jews,
Rav Nachman Jews, Rav Shlomo Jews, Reb Chaim Jews, Neturei Karta Jews, Hasidim, Telz, Lakewood & Ner Yisrael Jews, Chofetz Chaim Jews,
Zaftig Jews, skinny Jews, Celebrity Jews, Generation X,Y & Z Jews, NCSY Jews, Solomon Schechter Jews, Chinuch Atzmai Jews, Fackenheim Jews,
Yitz Greenberg Jews, Kahane Jews, Feminist Jews, Chauvinist Jews,
egalitarian Jews, traditional Jews, Kaddish-zuger Jews, political
Jews, intellectual Jews, ignorant Jews, Shinui Jews, Shas Jews, Israeli Jews, American Jews, Persian Jews, Russ Jews, Galitzianers, Litvaks,  Birthright Jews, single Jews, married Jews, wish I was married Jews, Scandinavian Jews, South of the Border Jews, Italian Jews, Bald Jews, Hairy Jews, Canadian Jews, Latino Jews, Ladino Jews, Jews in kapatas, Jews in T-shirts, Jews in sandals, Jews in gym shoes, Jews in cowboy boots, Hungarian Jews, Czech Jews, Jews on the Hungarian-Czech Border Jews, Ashkenazim, Sefardim, Yemenite Jews, Afrikaaner Jews, Romanian Jews, Zionists, non-Zionists, anti-Zionists, post-Zionists, Jews with an accent, Jews who speak perfect Midwestern English Hebrew, Native American Jews, Anglo-Saxon Jews, French Jews, German Jews,
Greek Jews, Indian Jews, Chinese Jews, Wannabee Jews, Conspiracy Theory Jews, Japanese Jews, Shayna Punim Jews, Meesekite Jews, Closet Jews, Shnorrers, Baalei Tzedaka, Tzadikim, Baynonim, Rashaim, Chevra, kvetching Jews, Guta Neshama Jews, Vizhnitzer, Ger,
Gerer, Chabadnik, Kohenim, Levi'im, Yisraelim, Machers, Mavens, &
Pashet Jews, EVERYKIND of Jew in this vast Universe:

May we all unite - without a fight!
And together ignite G-D's Great Light.
May we see a sweet and blessed year together with a true peace!!!

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