Sunday, June 13, 2010

boycott jews?

Sam Levinson, had a great answer to anti-Semites.
> "It's a free world and you don't have to like Jews, but if
> you DON'T, I suggest that you boycott certain Jewish products, like
> The Wasserman Test for syphilis,
> Digitalis, discovered by Doctor Nuslin,
> Insulin, discovered by Doctor Minofsky,
> Chloral Hydrate, discovered by Doctor Lifreich,
> The Schick Test for Diphtheria,
> Vitamins, discovered by Doctor Funk,
> Streptomycin, discovered by Doctor Woronan,
> The Polio Pill by Doctor Sabin, and the Polio
> Vaccine by Doctor Jonas Salk.
> Go on, boycott!
> Humanitarian consistency requires that my people
> offer all these gifts to all people of the world.
> Fanatic consistency requires that all bigots accept
> Syphilis,
> Diabetes,
> Convulsions,
> Malnutrition,
> Infantile Paralysis and
> Tuberculosis as a matter of principal.
> You want to be mad at us? Be mad at us!
> But I'm telling you, you ain't going to feel so good

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